cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

(via nagatsukas)

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

(via a-razorblades-kiss)

dylanssnow:

I would eat all of these.

(via mistah-wydah)

majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $400,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

(via mistah-wydah)

officialcrow:

doodlesbytara:

hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

i have a 6 year old cousin that would deadass slap u if u came to her with this sort of mess but there are people with double digit ages fucking with this

(via jakerzzzz)

jakerzzzz:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

No it’s Becky

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

rainbowreverie21:

hickeybickeyboo:

thunderkitt:

vfilthy:

officialcrow:

2cc48a:

I hate this

im

Piss everywhere

Hate this? Half of you shit stains with this opportunity would totally do it.

well of course we hate this, someone else thought of it before we could

10/10 would nod pretentiously at

(Source: thefakeoriginal, via jakerzzzz)

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

image

(Source: gostle, via jakerzzzz)

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

(via thechristiannerd)

infamymonster:

fuckyeahfemaleyoutubers:

Disney’s Queen Elsa Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial & Disney’s Princess Anna Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial by Ellend Muzzakky

ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE  FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD

(via thechristiannerd)