zanpakuto-alchemist:

snorlaxatives:

if you’re one of those people who can bite ice cream without being phased then there’s a 99% chance you’re the spawn of satan

image

(Source: snorlaxatives, via corgi-orgy)

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

(via cerebrlassassin)

romanovvs:

getting ready in cosplay the morning of a con

(via underacurse)

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

(via corgi-orgy)

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via mr-mosebee)

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

(via daintyydarlin)

(Source: afirahs, via mr-mosebee)

twofingerswhiskey:

real-hiphophead:

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

Don’t snitch. That is all.

As a person who knows what extreme starvation feels like - even as recently as 2 weeks ago - I honestly can’t hate a person who takes food to feed their families, if they can’t afford food and rent that month. I honestly can’t hate that teenager and his little brother taking the food from the store near us and looking straight at me, and seeing the hunger in their eyes. The desperation. I honestly can’t hate the kids who ended up handing out soft drinks and sandwiches they made with supplies taken from the cooking classroom that were going to be thrown out so everyone had enough to eat. I just cannot.

(Source: anarchismwillwin, via rebelllng)

fortheloveofotps:

ricepattiesfromabove:

Sand when it’s struck by lightning

NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER FUCKING DRIP AND CASTLE MADE OVER IT HOLY TITS YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LIGHING HITS SAND

GLASS.

MOTHERFUCKING GLASS HAPPENSA ND ITS GRETA BUT THIS SHIT IS AN INSULT TO THE LIGHTNING YOU THINK IT MAKES THIS SCULTURE SHIT? NO TS HOT WHITE FURY MELTS THE GODDAM SAND TOGETHERTO MAKE SGLASS

HOLY TITS

(Source: tall--and--awkward, via therapydinosaur)

octibbles:

terezipyral:

calistoyew:

donotruninfear:

forever90s:

Grey Delisle.  Occupation: Voice Actress, Singer/Songwriter, Tumblr Queen.   These characters are only a sample of  her talented voice acting career.      

oh my god! my whole childhood, its been her?! 

grey delisle also known as the cartoon redhead

but oh my god i remember dante basco had her do some voice acting for vriska

Oh my god he did, and I found it and it’s fantastic

(Source: jazztea6, via daintyydarlin)

jellygod:

Pokémon - Neil Cicierega - Mouth Silence

listen to this

(via iguanamouth)

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

(Source: ambear.co, via literallydie4poppunk)

thetallblacknerd:

I loved this speech so fucking much, just agree with all of it

(Source: ted, via popnmosh)

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

(via daintyydarlin)