2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via mr-mosebee)

wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

(Source: queenbradbury, via collision-of-the-fandoms)

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

(via cerebrlassassin)

minzeliron:

starlightbydaylight:

lapizsolarflare:

xurxie-do:

peebsalicious:

cchumped:

when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already

SIGH

when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons

SIGH-ER 

when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages

SIGH-EST

when you’re an international kpop sensation

PSY

Goddammit, kpop fandom.

(Source: ghoulprincen, via cerebrlassassin)

konkeydongcountry:

oddbagel:

deadlyskeletonqueen:

Attack on Titan might be mainstream trash but I’m glad it wasn’t a sister fucking anime that got mainstream exposure.

Adult Swim airing Oreimo would be the funniest shit, like the time Toonami aired Hamtaro.

Imagine the Toonami bumpers for Oreimo.

(via cashmoneytrio)

ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via meggiesaurus)

isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

(via meggiesaurus)

verylargedog:

i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual

(Source: crimescenecumstains, via cherribomb4ever)

segel-sudeikis:

Cameos in The Muppets Most Wanted

(via cherribomb4ever)

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

(via kilroyyyyy90)

montagemode:

roachpatrol:

oliviawhen:

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

(via kilroyyyyy90)

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

(via kilroyyyyy90)

wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

(via jakerzzzz)