You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???
IF YOU ARE EVER SAD JUST REMEMBER THAT ONCE YOU HELD A WORLD RECORD WHEN YOU WERE BORN FOR BEING THE “YOUNGEST PERSON ON THE PLANET”
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
I don’t think you realise how rare an occasion this is.
proposed changes to jeopardy:
- each wrong answer earns you one second in piranha pit at end of show
- final round music plays whole time
- alex trebek upside down (or everything else upside down)
- contestants reveal their deepest secret for an extra 10k
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired
can i sue my parents for making me ugly
me on a bad day: fuck all things
me on a good day: fuck most things
here’s an example of how insidious this is:
If you were one of those young girls who was simultaneously told that she was smart and talented and loveable for being smart and talented but also told that men were smarter and more valuable than women, you…