Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
when he uses this kind of tops
break up lines: I don’t ship us
we’re my notp
we’re no longer canon
we can still be a brotp
this ship is sinking
it was just a social experiment
dude we need to stop making fun of teenage white girls and start making fun of teenage white boys like they are literally the worst people in the world and if you don’t agree you’re in denial
so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone