wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

(via burrit0sinthebr0nx)

ddlt-ct:

This was made for me

(Source: itsaisha5hah, via awkwardfizzy)

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

(Source: meme-face1, via kilroyyyyy90)

What tumblr has done to me

  • Sees Porn: no reaction

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

(Source: awakemysoul2355, via slondrone)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via burrit0sinthebr0nx)

italys-underpants:

A friend of mine went to their formal cosplayed as Prussia and I just
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wow

(Source: vogelchan, via cashmoneytrio)

allthingshyper:

luwonderlands:

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

Always reblog this

plain and simple

(via cashmoneytrio)

(Source: memewhore, via cerebrlassassin)

hithertokt:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I am seriously cracking up right now XD

I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.

(via elizabethan-ho)

sickslickman:

There’s not even 19 billion people on the planet.

Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post.

That’s the kind of power Stephen King has.

(Source: behindthepacific, via jakerzzzz)

twerkinturtle:

do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”

(Source: catmoobs, via jakerzzzz)

randomfandomteacher:

kennyvee:

kennyvee:

liberalsarecool:

ppaction:

NOPE. 

Republicans talking shit AGAIN. This @GOP tweet is the literal opposite of what they believe, campaign, and how they vote.

They know that no matter how outrageously they lie, their base will still believe them.

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, but I’m reblogging it again because after sending that tweet out on September 1st, Republicans blocked equal pay (yet again) just two weeks later.

THEY ALL VOTED NO!!! Even the Women.

(via jakerzzzz)

yelyahwilliams:

softboycollective:

I love my skin!

Sesame Street has always been so good

this is all sorts of wonderful!

(Source: arthaemisia)

Job interview

  • Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
  • Me: Boss Ass Bitch