once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried
so apparently i can’t get pregnant because i’m a boy or something?? wtf
don’t let people force their beliefs on you
Can you legally change your name to add emojis to it
when the party is over
even jesus pooped
*drops out of school like its hot*
My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him
oh my freaking god
THIS IS MY DREAM DOG NO ONE YNDERSTANDS HOW BADLY I WANT A SAINT BERNARD. NO ONE.
walmart commented on my photo
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
My mom read this over my shoulder and asked if I would get Misha, so I said yes and she nodded in approval.
MY BROTER PAINTED THIS FOR ME AND I CAN’T HANDLE HOW AMAZING IT IS AND HE CALLS IT THE “GUITARDIS”